UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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