don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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