Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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