There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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