She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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