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(804): View more from Virginia

I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."

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(914): View more from New York

ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol

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(519): View more from Ontario

she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...

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(561): View more from Florida

This is the prime rib incident all over again

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(714): View more from California

Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.

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If he was naked that was me.

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(818): View more from California

Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete

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(813): View more from Florida

That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.

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(917): View more from New York City

On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.

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