There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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