I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.