Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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