If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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