at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
