it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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