can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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