How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
apparently the secret to your success is patron
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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