what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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