the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Randomize
