can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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