Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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