so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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