You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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