Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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