Taylor Swift is so right about you.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
i need some magic done to my vagina
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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