Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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