So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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