Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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