im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
so much tequila, so little girl.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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