You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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My vagina is officially offended.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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