that's an acceptable place to lick
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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