I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
