I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
