in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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