Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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