hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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