Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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