Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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