I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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