Quick, to the slutcave!
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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