The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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