Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
whose ass print is on the piano?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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