I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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