i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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