We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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