I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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