this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
This baby is an asshole
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Come back. Shots need mouths.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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