I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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