you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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