my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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