My friends, they love my intelligence
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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