If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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