Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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