About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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