In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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