Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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