yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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