if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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