She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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