i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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