god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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