Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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