We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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