twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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