were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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