why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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