im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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