Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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